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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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What can I get for you?

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Aloe Vera!

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Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

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The aye

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What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?