Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?
She went to the battered women's shelter
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Jim: I dunno. I never listened!
Listening to an antijoke.
Vehicular man's laughter
Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis
Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm
Beep repaired...
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.
AYE MATEY
I need to goku the toilet
Find out next time on Dragonball Z!
Because he didn't fancy the stake.
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."