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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

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What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Aye Jokes More Aye Jokes

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Fancy Jokes More Fancy Jokes

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."