What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

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What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

A SAIYANtist!

What's Goku's favorite subject?

Super Science.

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."