Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?
Wait, I can explain everything!
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
Because they couldn't drum up enough support.
Sleigh-er
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
You can hear someone scooting aboot in it
Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...
Can't catch me - Avicii
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
I need to goku the toilet
A SAIYANtist!
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."