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Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

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What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

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You get repercussions

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5 dollars per-cushion.

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

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What do you call tension in the percussion section?

Druma

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.