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Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

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They listen to podcats.

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5 dollars per-cushion.

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Brazil support a girls chest!

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What do you call tension in the percussion section?

Druma

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.