Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

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Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

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What do you call tension in the percussion section?

Druma

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.