Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

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What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

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How do they make bras for octopi?

With suction cups.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.