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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Bras Jokes More Bras Jokes

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.