Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

God Jokes More God Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

Bras Jokes More Bras Jokes

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

How do they make bras for octopi?

With suction cups.