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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired.

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Bras Jokes More Bras Jokes

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.