Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

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How do they make bras for octopi?

With suction cups.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.