Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

Bras Jokes More Bras Jokes

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

How do they make bras for octopi?

With suction cups.