What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

They're both brown except the snowball.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

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What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.