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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

R/EyeBleach.