What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did one lawyer say to the other?

We are both lawyers.

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus