April Sale - 20% Off

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry