What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What's the difference between a hobo crack addict and a millionaire crack addict?

99 dollars.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!