What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

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What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.