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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

What is the difference between Will Smith and Scotland?

Independence Day

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.