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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.