What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

Equality Jokes More Equality Jokes

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality