What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

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What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*