A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!
A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.
A guard dog!
A cross-wok.
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
Bring her flours
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
Salvador Deli
Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!
Papers.
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.
She was trying to get ahead!
Sununday.
Fryday.
The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers
Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!
A Labrador.