How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants gray?

So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me