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How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are we running so fast?

Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)