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How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me