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How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out