What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

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What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.