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What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.