What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

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Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!