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How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica?

Pokemon

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a Pikachu across the street.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

Squirtle Jokes More Squirtle Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/Pokémon) Squirtle