How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

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Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You Pokémon

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/Pokémon) Squirtle