How do you get Pikachu on to a boat?

You Pokémon

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Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

What's the most important part about making a Pokemon joke?

The Exeggution!

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Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

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What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.