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How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France?

Paras

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Squirtle Jokes More Squirtle Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/Pokémon) Squirtle