What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.