What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

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Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Why are you moving there?

Because! Botswana! Duh