What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!