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What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

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Why are you moving there?

Because! Botswana! Duh

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!