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What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

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What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

Why are you moving there?

Because! Botswana! Duh