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What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

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Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!