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What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!