What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

How do you make the best Americanized Chinese food?

Like Tso.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

"F," for Fonzi. Duh.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!