What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

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Kryptocurrency

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What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

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Captain Cook.

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How do Chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

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Coloured eggrolls!

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What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!