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What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

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What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.