What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.