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What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.