Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

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What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!