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Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

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What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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Because she was drinking on the job.

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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He didn't have any debtperception.

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What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

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Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?