March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

Previous Random Joke Next

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Minimum Jokes More Minimum Jokes

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?