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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

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How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

With relish.

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...