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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

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How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

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Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

What do you call a used rubber in a church parking lot?

Family practice