What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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How many online courses are offered by the senior learning center?

None. They're old school.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".