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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

How many online courses are offered by the senior learning center?

None. They're old school.