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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!