What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra!

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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What goes, "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine"?

A parroty error

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many online courses are offered by the senior learning center?

None. They're old school.