What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

What goes, "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine"?

A parroty error

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!