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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman?

Very Caerphilly.

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'