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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network