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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.