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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of China.

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere.

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".