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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

What kind of snake is good at math?

An adder.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.