What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

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They both like a tight seal.

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What's a monk's favorite kind of cheese?

Smoked Buddha.

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Hallooooo me!

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What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

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No thanks, I'm stuffed.