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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours?

My cheese!

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.