What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

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What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".