What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What subject are snakes good at school?

Hiss-tory!

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How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello