What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What is the most independent kind of cheese?

Prov alone.

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.