What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

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How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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How many online courses are offered by the senior learning center?

None. They're old school.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".