What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What's a jawa's favorite type of pasta?

Rotini!

What do you call pasta from the hood?

Spaghetto

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.