What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

How did Dairy Queen wind up pregnant?

Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!