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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What's a jawa's favorite type of pasta?

Rotini!

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.