What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!