Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
Because otherwise they'd be lizards.
A boa constructor.
Don't worry, the dinner's on me.
A baby with forks in it's eyes.
Smacaroni
When someone fed a genie alfredo
To Chicago
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Impastas
A Pastafarian.