What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

What did fettuccine say to rigatoni?

Que pasta

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango