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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

How did Dairy Queen wind up pregnant?

Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango