What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.