Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?

The witch!

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Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!