Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?

The witch!

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.