Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?

The witch!

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

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Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.