Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call something brown and sticky?

A stick.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.