Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?

The witch!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.