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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.