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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.