Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.