What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.