What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Who is driving the car?

The police.

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What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.