What part of the road is always crying?

The breakdown lane.

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Why did the cheese cry?

It was degrating.

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Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest