What part of the road is always crying?

The breakdown lane.

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.