What part of the road is always crying?

The breakdown lane.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove