What part of the road is always crying?

The breakdown lane.

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.

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Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.