Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.