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Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body