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Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.