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Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes