Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.