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Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the most problematic time of day?

4:04

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.