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Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000?

104

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!