Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven...?

Because

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Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.