Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.