March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Previous Random Joke Next

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's Day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.