What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR