What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.