Racist Jokes

What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What does racist Matthew McConaughey say?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Discriminate Jokes More Discriminate Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

Which country do doctors hate?

Any