Racist Jokes

Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What does racist Matthew McConaughey say?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

It's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.

Rolling Stone Jokes More Rolling Stone Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

Good Racist Joke Jokes More Good Racist Joke Jokes

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful

Funniest Jokes More Funniest Jokes

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.