Racist Jokes

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

White Jokes More White Jokes

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

How do you organize wet books?

With the mildewy decimal system!

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

What did the black man get for his son on Christmas?

Your bike.