Racist Jokes

Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

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What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What does racist Matthew McConaughey say?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.