Racist Jokes

What do you call a racist in the dark?

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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What does racist Matthew McConaughey say?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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What do you call a bench with white people?

The NBA

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

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Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

Black Magic Jokes More Black Magic Jokes

What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful

White Jokes More White Jokes

How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila