Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

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He played many more pieces.

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Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

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Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

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How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you