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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

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What did the doctor say to the infertile Princess Bride?

Inconceivable!

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.