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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!