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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What do you call a Med School student who graduates with all C's?

A Doctor.

Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

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What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)