Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

What's a camel's favourite song?

Bat Out of Camell

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.