Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov

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What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.