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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

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What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.