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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

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What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.