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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

Why are Batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

Bane Jokes More Bane Jokes

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.