Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

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What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!