What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

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What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church