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What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

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Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

Because their schedules are so flexible.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church