What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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What, me? Lazy?

Don't get me started.

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.