What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?

Best vicious...