How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.