Foil Jokes

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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