Foil Jokes

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

Raman Jokes More Raman Jokes

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Tin Man Jokes More Tin Man Jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.