Foil Jokes

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

Who's there! Arbus! Arbus who?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.