Foil Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

Illuminati Jokes More Illuminati Jokes

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

Raman Jokes More Raman Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried