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Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Soviet Union Jokes More Soviet Union Jokes

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

Giggle Jokes More Giggle Jokes

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.