Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

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Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

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Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

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What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle