Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...
Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.
He was in de-Nile.
He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)
I didn't take algebra!
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
They were afraid of Stalin'
Because there's no Stalin.
Because he was always Stalin..
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Because the P is silent.
Glasnots.
The soviet Onion
For kicks and giggles.
I don't know. It was an inside joke.