Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common?

Commutators

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

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What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle