How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.