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What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

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What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?