What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!