What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew.