How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper