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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.