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Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.