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Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

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Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

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Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery