When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.