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When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.