When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old