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When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old