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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do polar bears have for lunch?

Ice burger!

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Half Hour Jokes More Half Hour Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.