What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!!

Half Hour Jokes More Half Hour Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes