What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Half Hour Jokes More Half Hour Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.