Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.
They both have wings, except for the elephant.
Your calves.
Baby reindeer
Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.
To match the rest of the household appliances.
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
They Bonded over lunch.
Banned from the zoo.
Giraffic Park!!!!!!!
They don't want to have to retrain them.
So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.