What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Half Hour Jokes More Half Hour Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.