Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!
You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".
A rotisserie chicken
On a Gir-raft.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
They're always eager for more on their pate.
A cannibal
An avalanche
Stop playing it cagey!
A shih tzu
They don't want to have to retrain them.
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
