What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What is a chameleon's motto?

A change is as good as a rest!

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How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.