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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

What did the SJW say to the man who appropriated culture?

That's inappropriate.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Half Hour Jokes More Half Hour Jokes

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.