Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.