Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

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Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy?

They said IT couldn't be done

What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise.

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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.