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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

Half Hour Jokes More Half Hour Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Retrain Jokes More Retrain Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.