Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

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Raise the urinals

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You wanna pizza me!

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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They don't want to have to retrain them.

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So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.