If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Boss
Ah-so-late!
They said IT couldn't be done
His boss always took him for granite.
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
There is no porpoise.
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"
Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"
I literally cannot deal.
It's a rhetorical question I know this now
Micromanagement!
Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.
Because he wanted them to work over-time
So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
A raise in *celery*.
Darth Vader.
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
Me: My boss told me to go to hell
You wanna pizza me!
Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!
OC) He already has supervision.
He didn't want to be spotted.
By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.
She was fed up with the hole business.
No connection
He was sleeping with the fishes.
An aard-shark!
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
An offer you can't understand.
They both came in a yellow box
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Head & Smolders
Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard
The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this.
It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto
GoT because they push twins together to make a king.
They put two twins together to make a king.
