If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Boss
Ah-so-late!
They said IT couldn't be done
His boss always took him for granite.
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
There is no porpoise.
Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"
My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!
Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"
I literally cannot deal.
It's a rhetorical question I know this now
Micromanagement!
Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.
His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
Because he wanted them to work over-time
So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave
A raise in *celery*.
Darth Vader.
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
Me: My boss told me to go to hell
You wanna pizza me!
Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!
OC) He already has supervision.
Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over
He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.
He found his wife sweeping with someone else.
Carpet burn
I'm udderly freezing!
Both are a glaze
One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.
He's a fungi
So he can tell if he is coming or going.
It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.
Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.
He invited her over to net fish and krill.
He shellabrates!
A urinal cake.
Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard
Tresemme 21
