Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Boss
Ah-so-late!
His boss always took him for granite.
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
There is no porpoise.
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"
I literally cannot deal.
It's a rhetorical question I know this now
Micromanagement!
Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.
Because he wanted them to work over-time
So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
A raise in *celery*.
Darth Vader.
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
Me: My boss told me to go to hell
You wanna pizza me!
Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!
OC) He already has supervision.
They all can! Houses can't jump!
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
I don't know what you're blaming me for, it's your fault!
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
You Snoop, Dogg.
Womb-mates
They put two twins together to make a king.
A leperd
A hue man.
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame
To the moovies.
Friday.
Because he had a wee cough
U2
