If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Boss
Ah-so-late!
They said IT couldn't be done
His boss always took him for granite.
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
There is no porpoise.
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"
Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"
I literally cannot deal.
It's a rhetorical question I know this now
Micromanagement!
Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.
Because he wanted them to work over-time
So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
A raise in *celery*.
Darth Vader.
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
Me: My boss told me to go to hell
You wanna pizza me!
Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!
OC) He already has supervision.
John Goty
He was sleeping with the fishes.
When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.
Karma. (Please forgive me)
A buccaneer.
Nothing. It's a free country.
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
I believe in peace in our time
He forgot his Loggins
B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."
He came to work baked.
He became a quack head
A subordinate clause
Subordinate Clauses.
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
Because Santa came early this year.
