If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Boss
Ah-so-late!
They said IT couldn't be done
His boss always took him for granite.
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
There is no porpoise.
Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"
My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!
Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"
I literally cannot deal.
It's a rhetorical question I know this now
Micromanagement!
Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.
His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
Because he wanted them to work over-time
So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave
A raise in *celery*.
Darth Vader.
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
Me: My boss told me to go to hell
You wanna pizza me!
Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!
OC) He already has supervision.
From age
Michael Jackson
A margarita hits the spot every time!
Because it's always spotted.
Because he was Baroque.
Check mate"..
Swine flu
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
This post.
By folding it in half.
A bunny with money.
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A. It saves them a lot of time.
"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."