He was sleeping with the fishes.
John Goty
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
They always forget Tupac.
Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.
Let me hear something different.
Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
A little stiff.
They both know when you are sleeping.
A maid man.
Whack-A-Mole
Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw
The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!
One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!
Giant Fish Tanks.
