Mafia Boss Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

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Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

Who's there! Clare! Clare who?

Clare your throat before you speak!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What do you call a giant elephant mafia boss that owns slaves?

Masta-Don.

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.