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Mafia Boss Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

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Organize Crime Jokes More Organize Crime Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

How can you tell a Bernie Sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.