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Mafia Boss Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

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Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

What do you call a French organized crime detective?

J'accuza

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

What does a racist get for their birthday?

KK-cake

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's wrong with them?

His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

Dlc Jokes More Dlc Jokes

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's there! Bunny! Bunny who?

Bunny thing is I've forgotten now!kn

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.