Mafia Boss Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

Becau

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.