Mafia Boss Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

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Organize Crime Jokes More Organize Crime Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What do you call a giant elephant mafia boss that owns slaves?

Masta-Don.

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's today's date?

Germany/Brazil/2016

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Dlc Jokes More Dlc Jokes

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.