Mafia Boss Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

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What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

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What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.