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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

He threw away their wheelchairs!

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters