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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

He threw away their wheelchairs!

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.