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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

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How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.