What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.