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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young.

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!