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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even...

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

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What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

What is a racing car owner called?

Racist

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What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

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What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.