Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What Is Bluetooth?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

That hit the spot.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness