Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's your answer?

Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

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Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How did Al Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters