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Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

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Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

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What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

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How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Health Jokes More Health Jokes

What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.

What's with Jane?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

Ama Jokes More Ama Jokes

What does apathy sound like?

I'm Ellen Pao, AMA

Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.