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Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer?

The recycle bin.

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

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What's a redditors worst fear?

OC

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.

What's with Jane?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.