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Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

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What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

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What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee!

What's with Jane?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.