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What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"