It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
They held the telephone wires off the ground.
He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
Freedom of speech
Spine
