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Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

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Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.