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Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.