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Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.