Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack