Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What did the tree say when it messed up?

It was an oakcident.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.