Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

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What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

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What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6