What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

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What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

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What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."